all I'm saying is.. i want some space clothes. a crab nebula or two on a dress. turn up the quality and turn down the price tag though please. i need a big bang bargain cuz i'm on a big bang budget. yes thanks, i write all my own stuff, i'll be here all night.
the print MUST be double-sided though. unfortunately I can't articulate why, but shirts with one-sided prints irritate me to the point where I will visibly or verbally (face scrunch and an 'ugh!') show my displeasure towards all clothing that avoid using boths sides of the page. Come on designers, it's better for the environment.
i somewhat despise posts of this style. you know what I'm talking about.. vacant, awkward models (sorry if i hurt some feelings, may i suggest drying those tears with a 100 or seven?) (kidding). (not kidding) posing uncomfortably in clothes that are, were, i don't effing know anymore the next up and coming, hip hop happening thing, clothes that somehow convey a designer's message or deep meaning and if i post them it means i "GET IT". (i don't get it). deep meaning translation: these purpley-mustard scalloped cut-offs, bamboo recycled peter pan collar and layered burnt sunrise textures mean i am far too poor to look ugly (opinions are fun!) and ergo, "fashionable".
weird, right? why am i showing you them then?? instead of posting and linking you to models or 'collections' (gag me) ((sorry, but my eyes glaze over at collection pics)) ((one might say i'm not 'deep' enough for that)) (or rich enough)(or giveashitenough), i'd much rather wear them myself. ALAS, i can't seem to find these shirts elsewhere aside from expensive websites. if these were ever popular at one point in the past... or the future (zing!) i would have no knowledge of such. but they must've been. stuff like this would likely zoom over my hometown's head or my tunnel vision may have missed it. shit. i believe i just 'disclaimer'ed myself into a corner. and i blogger just sent me a message saying i would get slapped by a set of parentheses if i used them one more time. anyyyyway.
photos from zara and youreyeslie.com
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I totally know what you mean about the models - eesh, but those shirts are gorgeous!
ASOS has some good ones, sometimes. With less vacant models. I agree with you though... I do likey the spacey look!
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http://silencesweetheart.blogspot.com/2010/08/galaxy-on-my-chest-christopher-kane.html
a diy on how to create a similar top. I can't take credit for anything about this genius project except for my awesome ability to remember when and where I saw it. Now, if you master it without making it look like a kindergarten art project, I'll accept your gratitude in the form of one of said shirts.
You're welcome :)
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