
Oh wow. Nice face. Sorry for the overweight eye luggage. It's a direct result of nursing school. I'm finishing up my clinical rotation on a psychiatric ward and it's been a very enlightening experience. In the beginning I found it difficult as I'm not actually doing task-oriented nursing. Meaning, I'm not going into their room to change a dressing or apply oxygen. Mental illness is so taboo. My family kept asking why they would let me work with "crazy" people who were dangerous... Most of the patients are there voluntarily to get help. I'd say it's more safe on a Psyc ward amongst people who want help than in your everyday community. I'm thinking I may specialize in that area. We shall see. I used to major in Psyc (but then I decided I actually wanted a job after I graduated, haha kidding)(not really), before nursing so it's always been an area of interest.
For our clinical experience we were able to visit a jail (turns out some criminals are more polite than the people I work with at my part-time job!) and another institution for those who are in conflict with the law, but are not responsible due to mental illness. (Formally known as "criminally insanse").
Whilst on a tour, seven us of young female nursing students were standing in a lockdown glass walled nursing station. The patients were walking up to the window eyeing us up and just generally glaring at us, someone even waved, but mysteriously forgot the other four fingers. Talk about... uncomfortable. We were discussing how each of the staff must wear a personal alarm that is linked to a tower and if someone is in danger (like being attacked) they pull it and you can immediately see who pulled it and where they are. No joke, right as they were saying it an ear-piercing screech went off and every single staff member in the room leapt to their feet and raced towards the panel and out the door. Sweet mother of - where do they keep the spare pants? They left us locked in the 360 glass room being eye molested by the patients. Turned out to be a false alarm and the whole event was maybe 2 minutes long. Frightening then, funny now. You might be surprised to know there is a lot of joking between the staff. In private of course, safety first, but behind closed doors there is some hilarious banter going on. I guess you kind of have to in this line of work.
Also, I thought you all should know as we left the unit the psyc patients serenaded us with a lively rendition of Bon Jovi's "Halfway there".
Apparently a Corrections Nurse makes unbelievably sick money. Lesley the jail nurse? Hmmm...

Now for a smooth transition into the topic of the weekend.. I spent Saturday evening in Yaletown (snotbag section of Vancouver) hating the human race in general. We were trying to enjoy ourselves in some sort of establishment called the Society Lounge, but it turns out they serve sneers and snide comments with their $10 weak drinks. What a steal! Somone in our group ordered some kind of drink that had 151 in it and the waiter said in a very derogatory manner, uh we don't serve that, let me check the trunk of my car, is that a Surrey thing? What the F would imply we're from Surrey, you little zit? Even if we were (and we aren't), it's a still a super rude thing to say). It was my nursing friend's birthday and they were really giving her the run around. She had reserved a table, but they double booked it and told us we would have to move upstairs (carrying our drinks and food up there!) where we sat on friggin ottomans. We peace'd out immediately after, really now.. who does that?
After that pleasant experience we went to a nightclub still in Yaletown (there was my second mistake), called Bar None, where the None must have implied personality, generosity, friendliness or quality customer service. $18 cover? Are you out of your mind? Don't sit here, sit over there, dance here, not there. I did it for the birthday gal because she's a good friend of mine. Otherwise I would have never set foot inside. I would have liked to set foot in a couple people's jugulars though.
One girl in my nursing class LOVES these kind of bars and I just can't wrap my head around it. She says she loves how everyone dresses classy and the more money you spend, typically the better the people are that surround you. Mmmmm no. See above?
I can't imagine frequently spending this kind of money, only to be told you don't look good enough, your clothes aren't expensive enough and you aren't VIP enough to sit here. It's a good thing I dance like none of them exist mwahah! I left around midnight and met up with Cam who was coincidentally down the road on Granville street for another friend's birthday at a place called The Forum which was SO MUCH BETTER. Amazing live band, people dressed in all sort of different, yet unique styles, but who freaking cares right? I firmly believe if you're having a good time while laughing, drinking and dancing with your friends then who cares what you're wearing, how much it cost or how much money you spent to get into the club.
I try very hard to never bag on a person's outfit, no matter how much I may dislike it. Everyone is entitled to their own personal style and to express themselves freely. Compared to some, I don't own many clothes, but I know many people who only own a few things and are grateful for them in that they offer just the basic coverage and warmth. So the fact that I can mix and add pieces just because they're "pretty" or "well-made"... well I'm very grateful for that. But that is another topic for another time :)
There's my long winded tour de vancouver d-bag avoidance club guide. Now I will say something nice so I don't look like a d-bag too.... maybe they were all having an off night? I hope my completely unbiased and objective stance was helpful - wink!

And friggin finally (high-five if you got through my novel)
What I wore that night:
{Jacket - Jones New York - thrifted}
{Top - Winners}
{Belt - Forever 21}
{Pants - Mavi from Off the Wall}
{Shoes - Payless}
I'm smitten with the top. $19 from Winners, you honestly can't beat that eh? It has pretty little leaves with pearl buttons in the front, so much more feminine than anything I typically own. Cut-out heart in the back, golden right? Clearly there to show you that after this post I still have one ;)
9 creepers:
Holy. Mother. of. ... Someone...
Deep breaths... lets start from the bottom up... THAT TOP! Woman! I'm retardedly jealous, it's so cute... and then the back.. WOW. I havent been to Winners in monthssssssss. I'd always end up with half ass quality shirts for 15$ and then ended up with a closet full of crappy quality stuff. HOWEVER I think I need to rethink this.
Now onto the nightlife... I did my whole club almost every weekend stint when in college. (thank god both of those things are over) But now it's really only for special occasions (other ppl's birthdays) Thank god for dance floors.
I generally just prefer bars to clubs. 18$ cover. Haha. ridiculous.
i enjoyed this story. thank you. come again.
I laughed the entire way through this. Douche bag is one of my favorite words ever but I always try to avoid them on my nights out and my principle rule to follow in order to do that is to go to the cheapest places ever. I find that cheap, hole-in-the-wall bars have the rough and tumble people who have real, interesting stories worth listening to, the best juke boxes, and the cheapest drinks (which to be honest is at the top of my priority list).
Hopefully your next weekend will be filled with kickass bars and people. But at least you looked great while experiencing it though. I love the whole ensemble.
I just about spit out my coffee at the visual of you guys trapped in a glass box getting "eye molested". I love it! I am taking that phrase to somehow drop it into my conversations.
Jenn
I just about spit out my coffee at the visual of you guys trapped in a glass box getting "eye molested". I love it! I am taking that phrase to somehow drop it into my conversations.
Jenn
I have to open the comment box and then scroll back to the top of the post before I can even start, because I have so much to say (as always):
I always love your anecdotes, you have such a sarcastic narrative that goes right to the heart of what I find funny. The experience in the glassroom sounds like twisted psychological hazing from the employees. I would love to know what kind of jokes they were making. Great foresight going into nursing as opposed to staying in a psych major... I was a psych major, and without grad school there's no future (and with grad school there's future debt).
Your Vancouver bar avoidance guide is hilarious- Id rather read about a night gone wrong than one that was perfect and lovely. I'm with you, I prefer bars with more personality and less class. Like bloggers, theyre so much better when they're a little gritty and unpretentious. Like you.
PS I love the top. Cute colors, great fit, perfect price and a cut-out back!! Love it.
Dear lady: That top is unbelievably awesome.
Please come to Alberta and dress me. My sweats-scrubs-ugg boots Post-Sec look is really unflattering although I try to convince myself that being comfortable is really what matters. Everyone else knows that's a lie.
xoxo
I almost didn't comment.. because I feel the need to punish you for taking these long ass hiatus's.. hiatusi? But obviously I cannot NOT leave a comment.. I would start to shake and convulse and spew foam out of my mouth. That's also what happens when I run out of diet pepsi aka my caffeine aka my life force.. aka RIGHT NOW. Don't worry, I'll try to finish before that happens.
The top? ca-ute. The overweight eye baggage? god I love you.
I know it was your friend's bday.. but what kind of pal makes her girl buddies helping her celebrate the anniversary of being expelled out of her mama's vaginal canal pay 18 FREAKING DOLLARS for a cover?! Hell to the no. I feel bad convincing my friends to pay a 5$ cover for the gay bar down the street from me, and I KNOW it's always fun there. Which brings me to some hometown pride.. I love NY, I love that I've been there 3 times this year already.. but I'm so over the dbags and ass eaters that have ALL moved there and now think they can be rude because they live in NY. Gag me.
Ok. I can't focus anymore. Need caffeine.
Ps.. who are all these other people commenting?? Don't they know me and linda are the only ones allowed to admire your humor, sass and style?! [I know emily the first broad.. so i guess she's ok..] I feel like I need to pee on you to mark my claim..
I deffinately love the idea of Portobello West, its a great way to find unique things and find out about designs and things you wouldnt normally come across.
I kinda just snapped pictures quickly and discreetly. Haha so I don't think anyone noticed me.
P.s love this post, very funny. = )
Desiree
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